I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.

I told her I'm happy to help, but she usually wants me to 'drill down' in a very specific area.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.