My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.

I told her I'm happy to help, but she usually wants me to 'drill down' in a very specific area.

Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?

Because every time he got excited, it went nuts.

I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.