Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.

I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

But honestly, I think she's just projecting her work onto me.

I asked my financial advisor what the key to long-term satisfaction was.

He just sighed and said, 'Honestly, it's usually over too soon.'

My career counselor said I needed to figure out how to get ahead in life.

I told her I thought I was already quite proficient at it.