I've been dating a professional chocolatier, and she's been teaching me about the art of molding relationships.

Now I know why our love is so rich and nutty, but sometimes it leaves a bitter aftertaste.

I've been dating a girl who's a cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our relationship.

I guess you could say she's looking for a little more territory to explore.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more passionate and put more effort into our sex life.

I told her, 'Baby, I'm putting in all the effort *I've got*. You want more, you gotta start paying me.'

I've been seeing a professional glassblower, and she's been instructing me on the art of shaping and molding a hot, delicate piece.

It's all about the gentle touch and knowing when to blow.