๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingSunday, August 30, 2026
My wife told me she wanted to get down on her hands and knees, go deeper than ever before, and really let me take control from behind to ensure everything was spotless.
Turns out she was just talking about scrubbing the stubborn grout in the bathroom.
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