I've been dating a girl who's really into polyamory, and I have to say, it's been a real learning experience.

Now I know what it's like to be in a relationship, a backup plan, and a participation trophy all at the same time.

I've been dating a girl who's into ghosting, which is weird because

I'm starting to think she's just into haunt-ing me after sex.

My new barber asked me how I wanted my head.

I told him I like it when he really works it over and leaves it feeling good.

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.