I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

and silently judge each other's life choices

Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!

Our family Thanksgiving dinner has two main courses:

Turkey with all the fixings, and unsolicited life advice from every generation.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health