At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're thankful for.

It's always interesting to see how long it takes for someone to turn their gratitude into a complaint about someone else at the table.

Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Why did the cranberry sauce need a therapist?

It had too many jelly issues.