I've always thought marriage is a lot like a co-op video game.

You start off with your own individual objectives, then you quickly realize the only way to beat the level is to combine your resources, share the loot, and occasionally sacrifice your own character for the greater good – usually by letting your partner have the last slice of pizza.

We tried to create a wedding budget, but it kept escaping from us.

I think it's now funding its own spin-off wedding in a different city.

Marriage is like a beautiful puzzle

because even when you lose a few pieces, you still have a great picture, and the groom has finally found someone who can put up with him trying to force the wrong pieces to fit

My fiancé started out saying he just wanted me to be happy with the wedding plans.

Now he's doing Venn diagrams to compare linen textures and debating the merits of different napkin folds.