Marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, you add your own unique brushstrokes, colors, and masterpieces – and occasionally, you spill a little paint on each other

When my wife and I were dating, I used to spend an hour getting ready for our dates.

Now, if my shirt passes the 'sniff test,' I'm practically black-tie ready.

I asked the groom how he's preparing for married life

He said he's been practicing saying 'yes dear' in front of the mirror, and I think he's finally got it down to a blink

Marriage is like a game of Jenga

you start with a solid foundation, and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down, but somehow you're still stuck with each other