Some people say marriage is an endless sleepover with your best friend.

Others say it's just finding one person to share all your snacks with for the rest of your life.

I remember [Groom's Name] once told me he was looking for someone who would complete him.

Now that he's found [Bride's Name], I think he's realized 'completing him' mostly involves knowing where he left his keys and reminding him to take out the recycling.

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

My wife and I have finally figured out the secret to a happy marriage.

We each have our own designated side of the couch and our own separate TV remotes.