Why did the Cyclops get bad service at the optician?

He kept demanding a 'second opinion' on his prescription!

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her customers to stone when they asked for 'just a trim'!

Why don't pumpkins ever go trick-or-treating?

Because they're afraid of getting smashed!

Why did the cyclops get excited about his new job at the optometrist's office?

Because he had a vision for his career!