Alright everyone, it's time to carve this magnificent bird!

Who's ready for some *poultry in motion*?

Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

I wanted to take our meal to a higher level!

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

Where we all pretend to like each other for one day, and then immediately start arguing over who gets to control the TV remote

In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on