My dad's garage is so organized,

he can find a screw from 1992 faster than I can find my car keys.

My dad said all he wanted for Father's Day was peace and quiet.

So I just let him mow the lawn in silence, because apparently, that's his version of a meditation retreat.

I tried to teach my dad how to use the smart home speaker for Father's Day.

Now, instead of just asking for the weather, he politely says, 'Alexa, please tell me the forecast,' and always thanks it afterwards. He said, 'It's just good manners, son.' And you know what? He's right.

I told my dad I was really looking forward to a relaxing Father's Day.

He just replied, 'Hi Looking Forward, I'm Dad! Now, who's going to help me check the propane on the grill?'