I got my dad a personalized grill set for Father's Day

Now he's branding everything, including the family dog

I got my dad a smart thermostat for Father's Day, thinking it would put an end to his temperature tinkering.

Now he just complains that the future isn't warm enough.

I asked my dad what his secret to a happy retirement was on Father's Day

and he said it's having a to-do list that's longer than his bucket list

For Father's Day, I tried to make my dad a fancy breakfast in bed to show my appreciation.

He just looked at it and said, "Hi fancy breakfast, I'm Dad."