What did the Hershey's Kiss say to the chocolate chip on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history

It's a real page-turner, mainly because it's empty

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.