This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating true love...

...the love between me and an entire extra-large pizza.

Are you a calendar?

Because I'd love to date you, but I really need to check my schedule first.

Are you a candy store?

Because I'm getting a sugar rush just looking at you... and I really shouldn't be eating this much before dinner.

What did the Hershey's Kiss say to the chocolate chip on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!