Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.