๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineMonday, June 1, 2026
I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history
It's a real page-turner, mainly because it's empty
More Valentine's Jokes
Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.
My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...
...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.
Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?
Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup
I've been trying to find the perfect way to spend Valentine's Day as a single person
And then I realized, it's just like any other Tuesday, but with more expensive flowers and judging looks from couples
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