Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid?

Because I just cut myself trying to open this Valentine's candy wrapper.

Why did the heart go to the gym on Valentine's Day?

It wanted to get pumped up for love!