Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.