Why did the heart go to the gym on Valentine's Day?

It wanted to get pumped up for love!

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart, but unfortunately, you're also expiring soon if you don't go out with me.

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart