I've been dating a girl who's a professional welder, and she's always trying to get me to help her join two pieces together in a strong and lasting bond.

She says it's all about the penetration and the heat of the moment.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to try some 'kinky stuff' in the bedroom last night. She pulled out a blindfold, some ropes, and a feather duster.

I asked her, 'So, are we having sex, or are you just finally going to clean that dust bunny under the bed that's been watching us?'

My sniper instructor always emphasized the importance of proper bullet trajectory.

He said, 'You want maximum penetration, and a clean, deep impact.'

I've been seeing a physical therapist who specializes in rehabilitation

She's been helping me work through some stiffness, and I think we've finally reached a point of complete extension