🔥 Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingThursday, May 21, 2026
My neighbor asked if I could help her with her garden project last weekend. She wanted me to get down low, handle something long and stiff, really work it back and forth, and then help her get it standing straight up.
She was trying to build a new trellis for her climbing roses.
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