I've noticed that marriage is a lot like a computer update

At first, it's exciting and full of new features, but eventually, it just takes up a lot of space and sometimes freezes on you.

We showed our wedding budget to our families

and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination

We added up the costs of the venue, food, and decorations for our wedding

And realized we could've just bought a small island and eloped

We started making our wedding guest list

and realized we needed a data analyst to help us negotiate the 'who gets cut' conversations with our families.