I've been working on my financial literacy.

Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.

I told my therapist I'm actively working on my anxious attachment style.

Then she said 'Okay, see you next week,' and I immediately texted her, 'Are you sure about that?'

I've been reading all these self-help books to improve my mental health

now my apartment is just a pile of unread books and unfulfilled potential

My therapist said I need to 'regulate my nervous system.'

My nervous system said, 'Just one more TikTok.'