Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

Alright, everyone, the moment of truth has arrived for this magnificent turkey.

I just hope I don't *fowl* up the carving.