Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

Why did the turkey get bad grades in math?

It kept gobbling up all the numbers!

Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

I wanted to take our meal to a higher level!