Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

Why was the stuffing feeling anxious on Thanksgiving?

Because it was stuffed with emotions