I've been taking private lessons from a professional clockmaker

and she's been teaching me how to wind people up

I've been dating a girl who's a professional dominatrix, and she's always trying to make our relationship more exciting.

But honestly, the only thing she's really dominating is my credit card.

I've been dating a girl who's into ghosting, which is weird because

I'm starting to think she's just into haunt-ing me after sex.

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.