My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.

She says I rush through the intro and don't spend enough time on the visuals.

My new personal trainer told me she wanted me to really get down and dirty on the mat. She said I needed to get on my hands and knees, arch my back, and then slowly push and pull, making sure to really get deep into it for a full range of motion.

...I never knew yoga could be so intense.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented baker, and she's always trying to get me to rise to the occasion.

But honestly, I think she's just kneading the attention.

My boss told me I need to stop coming up short on my deadlines.

I told him, 'At least I'm not the one coming early.'