Men will complain about how 'high maintenance' women are, and how much time we spend on our appearance.

Then you check their credit card statement and it's 80% gym memberships, protein powder, and limited edition sneakers.

I've been noticing a trend on dating apps

where guys list 'traveling' as a hobby, but their only photo is from a weekend in Vegas 5 years ago

I was having a particularly mundane day, so I decided to spice things up

I started narrating my trip to the DMV, complete with a dramatic voiceover and an imaginary film score – 'As she waited in line, the clock ticked away, each passing minute a reminder that her destiny was being held hostage by a bureaucratic abyss'

I love how some skincare products claim to be 'anti-aging' as if they're not just delaying the inevitable