What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

I was sorting through the shoes in my closet the other day, trying to decide which ones to keep. I picked up an old pair of sneakers, and the bottom was completely worn out, with a huge hole.

I guess they just lost their *sole*.

So I was visiting my friend who's a master carpenter, and he showed me his latest woodworking project - a beautiful wooden boat. He spent months crafting every detail, from the hull to the sail. As I was admiring his work, I asked him how he planned to propel it through the water.

He just smiled and said it was a 'shore' thing.

I'm having a grape time at the wine tasting, but it's a crushing experience.