I was talking to the groom the other day, and I asked him how he knew the bride was the one for him.

He said it wasn't the candlelit dinners or the romantic getaways, it was when she didn't leave him after seeing his browser history.

My wife and I have finally figured out the secret to a happy marriage.

We each have our own designated side of the couch and our own separate TV remotes.

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person left the dishes in the sink

Marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish

it starts out sweet, gets a little messy, but in the end, it's all about the ingredients you put into it, and these two have all the right ingredients