π Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastMonday, June 15, 2026
I've been trying to figure out the secret to a long and happy marriage, so I asked the groom to share his wisdom
He just smiled and said, 'Love, trust, and separate bathrooms'
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My fiancΓ© started out saying he just wanted me to be happy with the wedding plans.
Now he's doing Venn diagrams to compare linen textures and debating the merits of different napkin folds.
I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him
He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'
I've been married for a few years now, and I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is
separate bathrooms, and not just because of the toilet paper roll thing.
We decided to have an open bar at our wedding to keep our families happy
Now we're just hoping to have enough money left for the honeymoon, or even a marriage
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