My side hustle schedule is so packed,

I need a side hustle just to manage my other side hustles.

My manager said 'every challenge is an opportunity for growth' right after he announced our department was being restructured.

I guess our growth opportunity is updating our resumes.

I'm really trying to plan for the future.

My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.

My therapist told me I need to 'do the work' on myself.

I told her I already have a full-time job and two side hustles.