๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
I'm really trying to get my finances in order.
But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'
More Millennial Jokes
I told my therapist I'm struggling with self-care
So she prescribed me a 10-minute morning meditation, which I've been putting off for weeks
My therapist told me I need healthier coping mechanisms.
So I started doom-scrolling for articles about healthy coping mechanisms.
My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.
Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.
I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house
but at this point, I'm just trying to afford the therapy sessions to deal with the fact that I'll never own a house
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