Planning the wedding seating chart felt less like arranging guests for a meal...

...and more like an advanced game of Tetris, where every piece was a family member with an opinion.

We designed our wedding seating chart with scientific precision.

Mainly to keep Aunt Carol and Uncle Bob in separate time zones.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law

We tried to create a wedding budget, but it kept escaping from us.

I think it's now funding its own spin-off wedding in a different city.