I love how marriage is all about sharing

especially when it comes to the blankets, because now I'm only allowed half of one

Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

They say love is all you need, but I think marriage is more like a DIY project from a flat-pack furniture store.

You start with enthusiasm, follow vague instructions, argue over which part goes where, and eventually, you end up with something beautiful... and maybe a few extra pieces you're not sure about.

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person left the dishes in the sink