๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastFriday, November 6, 2026
Many people talk about all the big adjustments you make when you get married.
But nobody warned me the biggest debate would be over the thermostat setting.
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We tried to create a wedding budget, but it kept escaping from us.
I think it's now funding its own spin-off wedding in a different city.
I've been trying to figure out the secret to a long and happy marriage, so I asked the groom to share his wisdom
He just smiled and said, 'Love, trust, and separate bathrooms'
We started planning our wedding with a budget that felt reasonable and manageable.
Now, we just tell people our theme is 'financially irresponsible chic.'
When you're single, you dream about all the exciting adventures you'll have with your partner.
And then you get married, and suddenly 'exciting adventures' means successfully navigating the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon without forgetting the milk.
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