We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on budget.

Now we just need to hire a therapist to deal with the wedding planner.

Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.

I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.

I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to say 'I'm sorry' without actually admitting you're wrong.

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.