We started planning our wedding, dreaming of an intimate gathering with just close family and friends.

Then both our mothers handed us their 'non-negotiable' guest lists, and now we're sending out save-the-dates to people who barely know *them*.

I was talking to the groom and I asked him what the secret to a happy marriage is

He just smiled and said it's not a secret, it's just a password – and I'm not allowed to share it with anyone, including himself

Before we got married, I had a walk-in closet big enough for all my clothes.

Now, I have a tiny shelf in my wife's walk-in closet, next to her seasonal scarves.

When my wife and I were dating, I used to spend an hour getting ready for our dates.

Now, if my shirt passes the 'sniff test,' I'm practically black-tie ready.