My girlfriend said she was bored with our sex life and wanted to try something that would really get her heart racing and leave her breathless.

So I suggested we do it in my mom's living room.

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to experiment with something new in bed. She said, 'Let's try anal.'

I said, 'Honey, I've been trying that for years. It's called marriage.'

My fishing instructor told me the most important thing is to really work the rod, get your line out deep, and keep a firm grip, because sometimes you have to wait for a while before you get a good tug.

He caught a record-breaking marlin.