We wanted a small, intimate wedding.

Then we tried to trim the guest list and realized our definition of 'immediate family' included second cousins twice removed and everyone we'd ever met in line for coffee.

When my wife and I were dating, I used to love surprising her with romantic gestures.

Now, the biggest surprise is when I remember to put the toilet seat down.

Marriage is like a game of Jenga

you start with a solid foundation, and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down, but somehow you're still stuck with each other

My wife and I try to have a weekly 'date night' to keep the romance alive.

These days, 'keeping the romance alive' mostly means falling asleep on the couch halfway through a movie and debating who gets to turn off the lights.