๐ Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorMonday, September 21, 2026
My wife and I try to have a weekly 'date night' to keep the romance alive.
These days, 'keeping the romance alive' mostly means falling asleep on the couch halfway through a movie and debating who gets to turn off the lights.
More Wedding Jokes
We tried to create a wedding budget, but it kept escaping from us.
I think it's now funding its own spin-off wedding in a different city.
Many people talk about all the big adjustments you make when you get married.
But nobody warned me the biggest debate would be over the thermostat setting.
I've known [Groom's Name] for years, and before [Bride's Name] came along, his approach to home decor could best be described as 'minimalist-if-you-don't-count-the-dust-bunnies'.
Now, I'm pretty sure he knows the difference between a throw pillow and a floor cushion. That's true love, folks.
We thought planning a wedding would be fun, like a big puzzle to solve together, until
we realized the puzzle was made of money, emotions, and 500 opinions from our relatives.
Comments
Loading comments...