๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkThursday, November 5, 2026
My buddy was telling me his sex life has been a lot like his internet connection lately.
I asked, 'Slow, constantly buffering, and never quite reaching peak download speed?' He just sighed and said, 'Worse, man. All upload, no bandwidth for the receiver.'
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