🦃 Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansMonday, May 11, 2026
Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...
I just hope I don't *wing* it!
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At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition
We all bring our appetites and our opinions, but only one of them is welcome to stay for dessert
Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?
Because he already had drumsticks!
Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little tart!
Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year
where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together
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