๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansMonday, May 11, 2026
Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...
I just hope I don't *wing* it!
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My family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one place where
the only thing we pass around the table more often than the mashed potatoes is criticism.
Thanksgiving dinner at our house always begins with a beautiful prayer of gratitude.
And ends with a very pointed interrogation about everyone's life choices.
Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?
Because he already had drumsticks!
Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together
and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey
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