🦃 Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansMonday, May 11, 2026
Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...
I just hope I don't *wing* it!
More Thanksgiving Jokes
Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?
Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he was a drumstick!
Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?
It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure
Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season
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