I've been dating a girl who's a skilled geologist

and she's always trying to rock my world

I've been trying to improve my relationships by taking a wine and paint class

Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend

My date told me she loved a man who could really handle his tools, get down and dirty, and wasn't afraid to get his hands on some really tough nuts.

She just needed help fixing her car engine.

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.