My girlfriend told me she wanted to try some 'kinky stuff' in the bedroom las...

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After Dark

Sunday, July 12, 2026

My girlfriend told me she wanted to try some 'kinky stuff' in the bedroom last night. She pulled out a blindfold, some ropes, and a feather duster.

I asked her, 'So, are we having sex, or are you just finally going to clean that dust bunny under the bed that's been watching us?'

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