We tried to create a wedding budget, but it kept escaping from us.

I think it's now funding its own spin-off wedding in a different city.

My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

By 'share,' I mean her clothes live *in* the closet, and mine live *on* that one chair in the bedroom.

I asked the groom how he's preparing for married life

He said he's been practicing saying 'yes dear' in front of the mirror, and I think he's finally got it down to a blink

Marriage is like a game of Jenga

you start with a solid foundation, and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down, but somehow you're still stuck with each other