I was talking to the groom about his expectations for married life

He said he's looking forward to having a partner in crime, and I think he's going to get that – every time they look at their joint bank statement

Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party and more like a high-stakes game of diplomatic chess.

We ended up just putting everyone's name in a hat and letting fate decide. Much less therapy needed.

Before we got married, my wife would spend an hour getting ready for our dates.

Now, if she brushes her hair before we leave the house, I know it's a special occasion.

We thought we'd found the perfect wedding venue

until we realized the 'rustic charm' was just a nice way of saying 'no working toilets'