Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Why did the couple's love become a sweet investment on Valentine's Day?

Because they decided to mint their relationship!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis

I've come to realize that my love life is like a recipe for disaster.

It's got all the right ingredients: loneliness, disappointment, and a pinch of desperation.