Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite

Our family Thanksgiving dinner has two main courses:

Turkey with all the fixings, and unsolicited life advice from every generation.

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

and silently judge each other's life choices