The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.

It's whether the turkey or my cousin started crying first after someone asked about his career choices.

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because we're always mixing relatives and politics

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey...

...I just want to warn you all that I'm about to make some *cutting remarks*.

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!