Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family