Why did the stuffing always win debates?

Because it had all the right fillings!

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family

My dad spends weeks bragging about his 'secret recipe' for the Thanksgiving turkey.

The secret ingredient, we've discovered, is usually 20 extra minutes in the oven and a fire extinguisher.

Every Thanksgiving, my family plays a game called 'Catch Up.'

Except it's less about old times and more about catching me in the crosshairs of personal life questions.