☕ Girl Tea Joke
Thursday, March 26, 2026
My new dry shampoo promised to give me 'effortless volume.'
And by 'effortless,' they apparently meant 20 minutes of strategic spraying, head flipping, and frantic finger-combing to achieve that perfect 'just rolled out of bed, but in a cute way' vibe.
More Girl Tea Jokes
I've started to think that my wardrobe is 90% clothes I've kept because they still have the tags on
and 10% clothes I've actually worn, but I'm holding onto the tags as proof that I didn't just buy them to impress myself
I've started using a productivity app that tracks my daily habits and goals, and it's been really helpful, except for one thing:
it still can't account for the 3 hours I spend each day mentally rehearsing conversations I'll never actually have.
I went on a date with a guy who said he was 'really into photography'
But his Instagram was just 12 pictures of himself, and one blurry sunset
His dating app bio said he was an 'adventure seeker looking for his partner in crime'.
Turns out, his biggest adventure was choosing between regular and extra-spicy mayo for his chicken sandwich.
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