I went to the store to buy some fancy cheese for a party, but they were all out of my favorite kind. I asked the clerk if they had any more in the back, but he just shook his head.

He said, 'Sorry, we're all out of gouda options!'

My bike is always tired because it's two-tired.

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking

I guess you could say they have a whale of a language

I'm having a grape time at the wine tasting, but it's a crushing experience.