Marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, you add your own unique brushstrokes, colors, and masterpieces – and occasionally, you spill a little paint on each other

I was talking to the happy couple about their future plans

and I realized marriage is like a GPS: it starts with a clear direction, but after a few years, it's just a voice saying 'recalculating' over and over again

I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to say 'I'm sorry' without actually admitting you're wrong.

Marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish

it starts out with the perfect mix of ingredients, but over time, you realize you've been adding a little more love, a little more patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness to get it just right