I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice

But it turns out 'investing in myself' just means I'm $50,000 in debt with a degree and a Peloton

I've been practicing mindfulness in therapy to manage my anxiety

now I'm aware of every thought, including the one that says I'm still not doing the dishes

My therapist said I need to validate my own emotions.

So my emotions validated that I needed another nap.

I've been trying to afford a house in my area

but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement