๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate BurnoutFriday, April 24, 2026
Our manager said we're a family here, which is why
I'm waiting for my yearly performance review to find out if I'm getting disowned or not
More Millennial Jokes
I've been trying to afford a house in my area
but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement
Our company motto is 'we're a family here',
which is why I'm starting to think my actual family is also just looking for ways to downsize me.
I've been trying to develop a self-care routine
but so far it just consists of buying face masks and calling it 'me time'
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.
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