I've been dating a girl who's a professional architect, and she's always trying to redesign our sex life.

Now every time we hook up, it's a blueprint for disaster.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

I've been dating a professional taxidermist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of stuffing and mounting

But honestly, it's been a real challenge to get her to relax her grip