I've been dating a professional librarian, and she's been teaching me about the importance of cataloging and shelving our desires.

But it turns out, her favorite position is still 'between the stacks'.

My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.

I said, "I'm trying, but not on a keyboard."

I've been taking private lessons from a professional florist, and she's been teaching me about the art of pruning and arranging the perfect bouquet.

Now I'm really good at handling the stems and getting to the root of the problem.

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer