I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

wind her up

A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.

So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'

I've been trying to improve my relationships by taking a wine and paint class

Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend