My girlfriend told me she wanted a man who was good with his hands, like a carpenter.

She said I spend too much time measuring and not enough time nailing.

I've been dating a girl who's a cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our relationship.

I guess you could say she's looking for a little more territory to explore.

I've started dating a professional photographer

and she's been teaching me how to focus, develop a good exposure, and always shoot from the right angle

I went to a fancy wine tasting last night, and the sommelier was very particular about how we should enjoy the wine.

She kept saying, 'Swirl it gently, get your nose deep in the glass, and take a long, satisfying swallow.'