Why did the head elf always carry a ruler around the toy workshop?

To make sure everything was made to *elf-act* specifications.

Why did Santa's elves start a newsletter at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to keep everyone claus-ed in on the latest news

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Deer-spectless

Why did Santa's elves start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the clause for celebration and wrap up the music scene!