Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!