Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a pointed problem with love!

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request

They asked if I wanted to upgrade to a pity party of two, with a complimentary side of tears

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup