What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday