Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup