Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.