Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights

I'm not arguing that Valentine's Day is overrated, but

I just think it's a holiday created by florists and jewelers to make singles feel like they're in a real-life game of 'Monopoly' – paying rent, but no one's getting a free park.