What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Is your heart a target?

Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love

I appreciate Valentine's Day for its commitment to romance.

Especially how it reminds us that true love only lasts for about 24 hours before everything goes on sale.