Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday