I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.