My financial advisor told me I need to be more aggressive with my assets...

...and diversify my portfolio by spreading it around.

My golf instructor told me I needed to loosen my grip, adjust my stance, and really follow through with my shaft for a better shot.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entry

My new photography teacher told me I really need to get a good grip on my equipment, keep my lens steady, find the perfect angle, and focus on getting a deep, satisfying shot.

She said it's crucial for capturing the essence of the landscape.